Athena

Texting Conversation: = = = Athena: Hey Her, sup girl? = = = = Hera: Hey lady, what ya up to? I thought you’d be hanging out with Paris today. = = = = Athena: Me too. He blew me off for Aphrodite… = = = = Hera: He be trippin’. What does she have that you don’t have? = = = = Athena: Well, she is the goddess of love. Prolly persuaded him with a spell or something. Whatever it is, it’s not as if he actually likes her more than me. Right? = = = = Hera: Yeah, no way is he going to choose her over you. You’re the goddess of wisdom. You have a seat on Mount Olympus. That chick gave her seat up for Dionysus (what a pathetic excuse for a god compared to you – the god of wine, psshhh!) = = = = Athena: EXACTLY. I created the trumpet. And the chariot. And the bridle. Without me, there would be no tamed horses in the world. And what does Paris ride? Horses. And chariots. = = = = Hera: Lol, I know right? How else would he get around? Flying? He’s not Hermes. = = = = Athena: Imma be upset if he gives her the apple and not me. I am more respected. And intelligent. I have a town named after me. I am a patron goddess! All she has is that mess of blonde hair and that “figure”. Talk about lookin’ like a Barbie. Who thinks that’s attractive anyway? I’m a real woman. = = = = Hera: What’s he gonna do with her once he’s done looking at her? It’s not like they can have a real conversation – what’s even going on inside that head of hers? Its just air. Last week, I asked her what Athens’ city-state tree is for giggles. And you know what she say? She said a pine tree. There ain’t no pine trees in Greece! = = = = Athena: Bahaha! That’s awesome. She’s a winner. = = = = Hera: Hey, hey! I got an idea! You know what you could do? If Paris picks her, you could just change her into a Gorgon like you did with Medusa! That way, he can’t even look at her. = = = = Athena: YES. THIS IS OUR PLAN. = = = = Hera: And you know what else you have goin’ for you? = = = = Athena: What’s that? = = = = Hera: You are the goddess of reason. There is no way he SHOULDN’T believe what you say. So if you say he should be with you and he chooses not to, he’s just plain going against reason. = = = = Athena: That’s some serious logic right there. = = = = Hera: So has he texted you back? = = = = Athena: Nah. He’s too busy being all up in Aphrodite’s business. = = = = Hera: I’m sure he’ll come around. Just give him time. And thrust some logic on him. =